when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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