Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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