I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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