I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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