This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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