is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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