All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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