Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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