He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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