Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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