Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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