If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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