A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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