sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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