You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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