The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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