Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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