I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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