More tranny stories later!
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so let's talk penis.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
