is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Randomize
