Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Fuck appropriateness.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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