i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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