sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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