shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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