and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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