I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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