Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I look better un-naked...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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