god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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