Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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