Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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