forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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