Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
