had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
