I got chris browned last night
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
oh god the rape fog is back!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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