I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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