Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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