no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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