whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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