But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
