fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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literally had 100 drinks last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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