I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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