she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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