Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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