i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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