All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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