Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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