I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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