dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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