problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it because I queefed?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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