I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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