Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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